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welcome everybody to our next session
that always reminds me a little bit of
ancient Rome and the Gladiator games uh
when the Congress was still in Hamburg I
once saw hocon and I felt like I cracked
a rib because it was really hilarious
and I'm expecting the same for tonight
uh it's the kind of event that I fear
once the machines rule the world we
won't be able to do it anymore so we
have to enjoy it as long as we
can so please welcome our organizer Hony
who will first tell you some stuff about
this event and what it is like and how
the rules work and then we will see some
awesome robot fighting enjoy and have
fun and a big round of applause for
Hony hi I hope all of you have heard
about hocon who hasn't heard about hocon
yet ah nice it's so many people okay so
the next 10 slides will we have Paradise
for
you hocon is he what it's from the
Japanese word he boy and me and it means
something like poor equality poor in
ability crappy
embarrassing we are all a bit HEB boy
right and uh some guys thought in in
Tokyo 2014 it's a good idea to BU robots
with them just robots that are funny to
watch and let them fight we will see
what is going on so making things from
trash that's the most important part
I've seen a lot of people collecting up
trash around the corners where we have
been soldering and tinkering the whole
time and that's a good thing because we
making uh stuff alive again with simple
Electronics so we use batteries and
switches and
uh and and stuff to make to make it move
it's tinkering with kids and friends and
all over all it's just
robots um uh hocon at 35 C3 is we've
already done that in the department use
so there were like on the 28th of
December we built about 50 robots 50
robots with about 200 kits it was really
really nice because it was a huge final
it was a lot of creativity going around
but all these robots traveled home
afterwards so today there were no
robots a lot of kids we had 40 to 50
robots the final has been recorded
please have a look at it it is really
amazing and thanks to all the
participants and contributors we're
working really really hard so we were
like 10 people and it was really
amazing thank
you so just not to use any to use too
much time we going about the rules it's
that just quick and easy the first thing
we have is like a plate in the middle of
the of the table it's about 50 to to a
meter it's about it it's two robot
robots on it if any of the robots fall
off this plate or loses its uh
possibility of Mobility it's uh over so
he
lost it's okay for the robot to leave
part of the area without leaving the
plate it's not it's also okay to lose
its head or parts of it so as long as it
moves it's really really
nice so a combat only starts if if there
has been one touch so without a touch
it's not a combat I hope it doesn't
happen too much now but if it happens we
will just redo the match
quickly when in up I will ask you
because you are the audience you are
right just to make things a little less
dangerous I thought it's a good idea to
make some some slight adjustments to
this so I wanted uh to have like a 500
Gams robots ah we will see uh we have no
high-tech no remote controls remote
controls are for losers we are doing it
life no harm to people I do not want to
get anybody to be blind or harmed in
anyone because it stops the laughs if
people get hurt nobody loves and we'll
see if somebody uh just messed up with
my last rule because I wanted to see if
somebody does so I wanted know epic
laser Sports we will
see okay that's all I want to say
so uh We've have been building 16 robots
today
and
most of the robots creators are here so
some are not so I have like one I have
one or two or three we'll see Joker
cards if somebody feel obligated to join
in for these robot creators to to
maneuver their their machines please be
free we need six people come over
there
okay so that's the tournament it's going
to be any of the robot Builders has the
number one and two please come up the
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stage okay I have a bad feeling about
this no one is
there okay so one free robot who wants
to maneuver a
robot one people one
person okay okay nice come
up the good thing
is the good thing is he now can juice
from a amount of
robots he can juice the biggest and
largest
one so
choose one of these please not this
one take this one
nice okay let's get ready to
fight you have a p nice one more
person here it's
yours no it's
nice okay so we do not have much time
let's go on
what's the name of the computer to the
of the robot of to the left please tell
us well we uh were thinking about the
name for a long time but we came up with
sir archal wax okay or just Shi okay for
short it's
one and I call it now vible STS because
it wibbled nice okay let's
go VI stats against number one
okay you have to find out where the
switch is you know where the switch is
hello three Hello computer no it's not a
voice activated come
on one two three it's there now put it
on okay it's Justus a fight if there's a
touch no touch no fight
oh okay okay there's no movement no
movement oh no come on come come on
there's touch there will be a touch
there I see it there will be a touch a
touch come
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on a touch I saw
it okay 10 more seconds come on 10 9 8 7
6 5 4 3 2 1 it's over number one is the
is the
winner woo
thank you for your perfect robot
operation now somebody needs to turn it
off without
dying okay next one come on it's number
three against number four any threes and
fours over
there okay wait wait wait hopefully it's
not that
one so you are this number which is not
15 I'm
sure uh feel free to choose
left or right okay just to be quick
about the r you can place it anywhere
between here for you and there but for
you oh so no no no no no not turn it on
yet not turn it on yet sorry sorry I
need to ask you what's the number H
what's the name of the robot what's your
what's the name of the robot uh the name
is Zumo ringer
nice uh this is Hun G the Dinobot why
hok uh because he's only able to move to
the right
nice
okay come on we have no more time three
two one rock come on move hand
SK H come on not to the
right
move
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move okay let's do this again stop stop
stop your engin ladies and
gentlemen H
stop okay let's move them nearer
together so so that it will be a touch
in the next two minutes
nice 3 2 1 let's
go okay H is still on track oh no I see
this is going to be like 10 minutes
now H come
on oh no so much Beauty so much
destruction and so much
boredom come on I mean
I mean he's moving more than oh oh
what's happening now What's Happening
Now sum is leaving H SK is in Mobile I
see it it's in Mobile I give it like
five seconds five four 3 2 1 summering
is the winner
nice sorry for the others H stay
left
okay now it's about about number six no
number five and six number five and six
anybody five and six it's not on my
table
nice so feel free to choose any
side I'm going take a quick note I think
because who
cares so it was number four and number
two was n here right was number two here
or was number one here number one was
here so number two
lost
nice startop from cor
light we see okay I just taking notes
who's going to be in the final maybe
that's
important okay please ladies and
gentlemen place your robots at the same
time 3 2 1 let's fight
yeah didn't ask for the names
see no no no no no no no it's not over
yet stop your engines stop your engines
feel free to catch your robot I mean you
may be love
it it's oh okay so number your your
robot is called the it's the cleaner
okay it's nice what's the name of your
robot the Alo twister the Alo
twister okay ladies and gentlemen just
put it like next to each other and we
see that there will be a touch
3 2 one go there's a touch I saw
it okay let's do this again come
on just leave it on leave it on that's
nice no that I mean leave the engines
on okay three two one
oh okay okay ladies and gentlemen you
know the audience is
right I mean they're both both cra cppy
right okay who do it again do it again
okay one time more one time more just
move it up from the stage nice and put
it on the stage in three 2 1 zero
woo
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nice come
on no no no not you it's just for
me okay I mean we tried it three times
who is for the
cleaner
nice who is for ALU
twister sorry for the cleaner it was a
nice fight thank
you okay
number which number were you by the way
uh five five
okay so it's seven against eight
now seven against eight some sevens and
eights around
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why are you laughing
guys holy
crap has it this oh no remote right okay
we'll
see it cost two points to have a reme no
no no no no you do not make the rules
it's me in the
audience holy crap when did you build
this well it it was um it was the camp
at 2015 where we had this had shitty
robot fights in a
workshop T and one of the last robots
standing was basically some P bottles
filled with sand and I wanted to build
something that can put push only three
minutes
okay okay I will see um turn it on at
least turn it
on
I will disqualify him
anyway 3 2 1 go ah
disqualified now
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remote thank you for participating which
number are you and what what's the name
of your robot number eight number number
eight nice so come on sorry you want to
say something I'm really looking forward
to build shitty robots on the Camp next
year with you let's do
that okay number nine number 10 please
come up the
stage nine and 10
please
wo that's lots of
people
nice okay cool what's the name of your
robot it's [ __ ] the Telecom are you part
of the robot no nice what what's the
name of your robot yeah it's called
blazic nice okay so on three two one
let's
go okay just end this
please holy
moly uh let's get it like 2 cm
apart nice okay 3 2 1
go attach woo
W oh somebody's traveling somebody's
just moving in
circles
oh so what were the number really good
thank you anyways it was a good
robot what's the number number nine nine
nice okay number 11 and 12
please 11 and 12 wo shout out
people it's really really late guys
that's really
astonishing and they were building
robots the whole
day I was
there okay what's the name of your
robot hard ker hard ker hard
cheese okay what's the name of your
robot yes
Rob
Vamp it's a vampire we need to be l so
loud okay let's keep it that way three
two one
goo a touch that's good no it blant no
there's no contact to the Earth it's
okay it's not decided yet let's do this
again that was
nice turn off your engines and let's do
this maybe you go more
middle 3 2 one go
attach okay once more come on come on
once more and afterwards it's the
audience not me right 3 2 1
go H go go touch it's the touch
okay it's a draw it's a draw what does
the audience say is it the vampire or
the
hardes Wampire
please sounds hard sounds hard please
stop clapping please stop what about
hard
cheese I'm feel really sorry about hard
cheese won thank you very much you will
come back thank you for being up so
long
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so number of one 11 one okay so it's 13
and 14 now this makes me believe we need
another participant who wants to take a
pick in our robots
crate you are here
nice okay you're you're just going to
take a bck just juice the biggest
one okay this looks good where is 15 no
I mean I mean I mean what I
mean where is 13 number 13 anyone no 13
but I need to be
13 no it's here okay we need another
participant who wants to control a
robot I mean nice wo
please take this and control a robot
it's this one this one on that one not
that
one it's bacon and it blinks nice okay
come on come on we have only 3 minutes
for
fight okay okay think about the name
think about the name okay where is the
switch you have like three seconds three
two two
one he has to switch she has to switch
wherever come on come on come on come on
switch it's there come
on 3 2 1
go it's broken I think this one
wins no it's broken no wonder nobody
arrived this one one it's what's the
name of the robot it's the bad um it's
the bad doll
nice tell me your number please uh 13 14
I'm be really sorry but your robot was
crap so what was your
number okay nice
14 okay 15 and 16
please 15 and 16
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woo oh looks
good do you know where the switches are
nice what's the name of your robot cat
NATO cat
NATO what's the name of your robot dder
Das
rder kado against the shredder in three
two one
go oh that smells really
loud okay
yeah no touching and
stuff no fight let's do this again let's
do this again come on maybe 2 cm or
something 3 2 1 go
attouch and no movement maybe one more
touch
wo I mean there's one active and one not
very active one
oh
oh oh okay okay no no no no no touching
stop
it yeah that was a touch on the floor
okay this shred I
won thank you very
much so it to 16
right
so hopefully the V the The Rock will see
what I'm going to do
now
just just show my show my uh screen for
a short so if I was not too wrong this
should be the next constellation so
number one against number four please
number one and number
four two oh okay it was number two
whatever it's
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okay I said if it's not too
wrong
so this one I remember it was something
about Zumo what was this one again
number one right yeah I'll just call him
shubby
shubby okay shy against Zumo in three
two one
go oh no touch
yet okay let's do this again we need to
touch oh wait it turns around what's
happening maybe it's going to to fall
before now
touch
touch who's going to lose control of the
area oh no I can't decide where to
look
it's
no what no we need to do this again
let's do this again come
on do it okay three no no no no 2 cm
three 2 1 Let's
Go I mean it's going to be tired
right maybe maybe oh no okay last try
let's let's do this again last try no no
no no was no touch no touch no no lose I
mean it's got no come come on the
battery is gone let's just give it a
spin okay that's this switch there is
[Laughter]
it okay 3 2 1 there was a
touch I call it I call it a draw let's
the audience decide switch off your
engines please it's horrible noise turn
it off turn it please
off okay so it was Sumo against
shy okay who is for
Zumo nice keep it calm keep it calm
who's for
shubby no battery more Applause that's
amazing okay there's there's one more
trick to do here's a
battery thank you Sumo for
participating holy
moly it's number five against number
eight
please five against
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eight no robots from Camp
anymore okay ALU twister and the other
one was Lord Michael MCM face oh holy
moly which number it's number eight but
eight okay eight against the Alo twister
three two one let's
go come no no no no touch it there will
be a touch I know it a touch that was a
touch I mean this one moves
right I mean he's traveling some
distance let's give it like five more
seconds not to fall off the stage and
call it the winner three two one it's
the
winner sorry sorry AR twist there was no
movement
anymore okay number eight one number
eight one that's why some people have
assistance okay so it's number nine
against number
11 nine against 11
please wo let's give it an Applause
sh
people
nice Okay who wants to go where nice
come on not not all of the same
side okay so do I need the names hard
cheese I remember and this was something
about Ken right what was it name btic
btic Bic okay maybe a bit closer
together I like touches three two one
let's
go ah no touch maybe oh that oh that was
a touch I've seen
it I'm pretty sure about
80% more touches oh no no one's falling
off yet I mean both are just
turning oh
no
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in Mobile this one is out this one is
the
winner sorry guys hard cheese was really
really great thank you for participating
es especially if it was so
late nine number nine nine
nine okay 14 against 16
please
okay the eidolic I
remember what what was this oh another
name we've now upgraded from the bad
doll to a doll that hunts Gunther with
his
laser
Nice N no laser swords guys three the
rules it's it's not a sword it's not
it's it's just ranged it's not a sword
that's what she said
so 3 2 1 let's
go movement movement exterminate
exterminate oh no that's the slowest
starting fight I ever seen there's a
touch at least who's going to be the
winner
exterminate
exterminate the daring is out sorry for
that really nice robots but it's out so
say the
number nice number 15 don't
fall that's interesting he said 15 there
was no 15 in this
fight we'll
see um just hopefully the video angel
can now switch that they see the
tournament table okay so left over four
robots 2 8 9 and 15 I
think so number two against number eight
it's the
semifinal where is the other one is it
the battery
one I've got another
battery
here come on cool that you're here
really nice come over
there okay it's shy against Lord Michael
MCM face okay which number number eight
eight eight against shy 3 2 1 a touch
one more touch oh parts are flying away
nice who is going to stay longer whose
batteries may not run
out oh hard hard change no body's off oh
another part is
gone it's
[Applause]
amazing but come on too much
power 80 cents of luck oh oh a touch
it's out number eight is out I'm so
sorry turn it off before it's
[Applause]
gone nice thank you very much for
participating
number two is in the final by that do we
need another battery just
asking
nice number nine against number 50 oh
what no no no keep it let's let it there
there are angels
nice I'm an angel
too come on it's not uh it's it's uh 15
against nine choose your
sights let's do it like 2 cm or
something two CMS maybe in that
direction no not you it's him okay let's
go it 3 2 1
fight now we need more less
distance oh wait wait no no
touching only with
consent
[Applause]
touch okay that's what what the it's e
interesting but
no okay okay it's now about who's going
to stay longer on the stage H taking any
more bets now
hey sorry sorry but thank you very much
take your over save
him number
nine number nine
one
uh number nine was not part of this
fight right no it was it was talking
another battery for
three so the
final will be between number two and
number nine both on new
batteries
shi shi
against b
b
bik let's call him number
nine number nine against
shy uh I mean you got enough time to
make a best of three right now let's
take it one it's just one round between
shoby and whatever number Nine's real
name is three two one
go no touch no touch it's going the way
let's do this again before it's
dissolving no powerbody have a new
battery no we didn't change it yeah
change it now come on it's only thousand
people okay it's turning three are you
sure two one
go I'm not quite sure was there a touch
no okay third and last round there's oh
maybe
maybe no not yet
M oh oh touch a
touch a move friend and it's in Mar
slowy one H come nice
congratulations
congratulations congratulations really
good job really good job nice schob is
the winner thank you guys this was
amazing now turn it up before it's
gone thank you very much just one last
sentence if you want to have nice robots
please build them I do not know how many
Nerds we need to build like 16 of them
but it was not enough now now next year
let's do this together I do this as a
camp we to do let's do this on the
camp bye-bye thank you schy thank you
number nine thank you all the other
robots thank you for staying up so late
to build crappy stuff out of
trash
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