*36C3 preroll music*
*whistling*
honky: Welcome…
to the final of the 36c3 of Hebocon, please.
So, Hebocon, it's from the Japanese word "heboi"
it means "poor in quality", "poor in ability", "crappy" and "embarrassing"!
Audience: *cheering, whistling and applause*
h: It's about making things from trash.
Learning about simple electronics and tinkering with friends and kids
and it's about robots!
Aud: *cheering, whistling and applause*
First things first we need to talk about the rules, quick and easy.
So there will be a plate, it's over there, it's roughly about 50 centimeters about…
uh… to 100 centimeters. It's not.
It's about two robots on this plate moving together.
It's only a fight if they touch, remember this.
If some of the robots fall off the plate it's out.
If they fall off and lose their ability to move it's out.
It's okay to partly move some parts out of the area.
It's okay to move… to lose the head but we'll see about that.
It's only a fight if they touch.
And if they don't touch we do a rematch.
I will decide on random how much we will repeat it.
So when in doubt I will ask you
because you decide, you are the audience, you are right!
Aud: *more cheering, whistling and applause*
h: To make things safe we have some additional rules:
500 grams, no high-tech, no harm to people, no epic laser swords.
Just to see who's messing with it.
(Next slide)
Last year we have a epic battle between Balzig(?) and Schrubbi.
Aud: *cheering*
But this year we had to build some new robots who have worthy opponents.
We built 36 new wealthy… healthy challengers
So 36 robots are ready to fight.
Aud: *cheering*
h: Because 36 fighting each other on the main stage would be a bit hard
we had a pre-final so it's 16 now but we'll see.
(Next slide)
Let's get ready to fight! Number 1 and number 2, please, to the stage.
Aud: *cheering*
h: Hi~ what is the name of your robot? (Wie heißt dein Roboter?)
Participant 1: Mein Roboter heißt Coffee dust.
h: Coffee dust! Number?…
1.
And the second challenger, number 2, is called…
Participant 2: Stolzer Hahn. h: Stolzer Hahn! Pride cock! *laughing*
Ok, don't let's waste time.
3
2
1
Go!
Urrrrrgggghhh.
I'm so sorry but big cock won.
Sorry, sorry, big cock won. So sorry. Nice to had you here, sorry.
(Danke schön, Big Cock hat gewonnen, der große Hahn. Tut mir leid.)
Sometimes it's that quick.
Number 3 and number 4, please, to the stage.
Aud: *laughter*
Whew.
Hi~ which number?
Participant 1a: This is Killerbiene.
h: Killerbiene. And which number it has?
Participant 1b: Number 3. h: Number 3 is called Killer Bee.
Aaand its opponent is… Participant 2: It's called Schwammer.
h: Schwammer! What is it made of?
*chuckles*
Number 4 against number 3.
Aud: *laughter and cheering for Killerbiene*
3
2
1
Go!
Okay.
No no no no no no no no no.
No touch, no fight! Remember this guys and girls and whatever.
Please do it again, come on.
Okay, now remember to touch it's about nearness.
3
2
1
Go!
Aud: *whistling*
h: Aahhh… no touch, no fight.
People, let's do it again.
Remember it's maybe only three times I get this done.
3
2
1
Go!
A touch!
Now it's about distance or falling off the plate.
Oh, it's out! Number 4 is out, number 3 wins and comes to the
next round! Killer Bee is the winner! Thank you very much, thank you for
participating. Come again next year.
5 and 6, please.
(Yeti)
5 and 6, please.
Take the largest and biggest ones.
Hi, so which number?
P1: 5. h: Number 5. What is your robot called?
P1: Floppy. h: Floppy. We know that it's the save
icon. And your robot how is it called?
P2: Zerstört.
h: Zerstört! Zerstört against Floppy.
In…
It's the only robot with an own charging station. Nice!
Whatever. In…
3
2
1
Go!
Ah~ touch!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Floppy what are you doing?
Zerstörer? There was a touch, there is movement.
Okay, I think it's in
5
4
3
2
Oh. *snickers*
I enjoy this.
Oh no!
Ah~!
What is it doing?
I mean, we could redo that but it's so much distance.
Oh no!
Ahhh!
Go on.
Ahhh!
It's taking so long.
Oh no.
Whose batteries run out?
I mean this one has a charging station.
*whining*
Should we redo it?
Yes?
No?
Okay.
Single person from the audience: Let them fight!
Let them fight, okay, the Publi— the people demand it.
And out! Floppy was out, I saw it!
It was out.
Sorry, Floppy, it's high-tech anyways get it out of here!
Thank you, Zerstörer. You won this round I think your number was number 6, right?
Nice, thank you for participating it was a really long fight.
Aud: *applause*
So I think it's 7 and 8 now, 7 and 8, please, to the stage.
Oh, it's veterans! I think we remember these.
Aha, how is this little fella called?
P1: Hartkäse.
h: Hartkäse! We remember that.
And I think that is kind of rememberable also.
What is that one? P2: The tape.
h: The tape! Okay, are you ready? Okay, so in 3
2
1
Go!
Okay, hard cheese is moving quickly. There was a touch I saw it. Touch.
Hard cheese is moving. Oh, oh, uh.
I have bad news. What does the audience say? What should we do? Redo it?
I'm so sorry, we need to redo it. (Hard Cheese, wir müssen das nochmal machen).
Okay, so now remember, last chance in 3
2
1, go!
Oh, oh! Now it's hard cheese who is dominating.
No, Tape, what are you doing? Is this Oropax?
*laughs*
Oh no, oh no!
I mean we can ask the audience but this is taking ages again.
Oh no!
Should we do it again or should we ask the audience? Again?
Single person from the audience: Let them fight!
Let them fight? Nooo, that's taking ages. Let's do it again. Third time last time.
If it's not on time we will decide it by the audience. So 3
2, 1, go!
Oh, okay. Cycles again, Hard Cheese. How surprising.
Oh no. It's taking ages.
Okay, I think…
How much time do you guys got? *snickers*
Okay I think we need to ask the audience.
I'm so sorry take out the engines. Who is for Hard Cheese?
Aud: *loud applause*
h: Who is for The Tape?
Aud: *louder applause*
h: The audience is right! I'm so sorry. (Es tut mir leid)
Tape won, which number, please? 7, number 7. Thank you very much for all
the participants especially for the short people that are up just so late, thank
you. So now it's number 9 and number 10, right? Number 9 and number 10 please to
the stage. Number 9 is already here. Or maybe number 10, we'll see. Whew.
What is your robots name? P1: Klaus.
h: Klaus. At least a name I can remember. Oh, what is that?
Oh no you're losing parts but it's okay it's not decided yet
So we have… no no no… Okay. Klaus against…
P2: T… T Punkt Typhoon.
h: T point Typhoon! Klaus, make it! 3, oh.
*laughter* So maybe Typhoon can tell me it's number.
What number was it? P2: 10.
h: 10, okay. Single person from audience: Typhoon!
3, 2
Oh. Okay! 3
2, 1!
No touch yet. There's a touch! But it's taking ages
again. Guys, build faster robots! It's about distance now, right? It's snail
distance. Oh~ now they stopped moving. Ha- ha-how interesting. Uh, no it's not. Okay,
we do it again. Once more, come on.
Single person from Aud shouts: *Let them kiss!*
h: Let them kiss. Okay. Robot love is love
also. 3, 2, 1, go.
Oh guys, faster robots. Oh no! I mean… it's like you need the
millimeter of tape and he does not make it. Okay. Last time, third time and then
the audience decides. I'm so sorry.
3, 2, oh. Hehe. 1, go! It's still vibrating at
least. Touch, a touch, wow. If it's that we are looking for. Guys, no, no sorry. I
mean they are moving but barely. Aud: *increasing cheering*
h: There comes The Tape. Oh. Oh no. Slowly but steady.
Ah. A typhoon has arrived.
Oh-ho-ho~ so long. It's moving by a milimeter.
It's off! Klaus is out! Long live typhoon.
Thank you very much, number 10, I think. Number 10 won. Thank you very
much for participating, thank you for building robots so amazing. See you around
typhoon. Ah, he lost stuff. Ok, it's number 11 against number 12 now, please.
Number 11 against number 12. Short people! 11 against 12. Any number 12 surround.
Number 11. Ah, Its most (?) of them, nice! Hallo~ wie heißt denn dein Roboter?
P1: Blitz. h: It's called Blitz! The English word is
thunder, I think. No it's flash. *laughs* Whatever, the translation angels will
make it. Okay, so how is your robot called?
P2: Wolf. h: ROLF.
I mean it's rolling and it ends in F, right? Okay.
3
2
1
Go!
Oh. Aud: *cheering*
h: Ha-ha-ha.
ROLF is out! Long live Blitz!
Very good, very good, nice! (Welche Nummer denn?) Number 11 won! Thank you very much.
So it's 12 against something, right? So it's 13 against 14, please, 13 against 14.
Take your time. I hear too, nice. Okay , so it's about silk (?) right, something.
How is it called? P1: It's Samtpfote the Destroyer.
h: Samtpfote the Destroyer! Have fun translating angels. *laughs* I will not do
that. How's your robot called? P2: Lord Michael McMeyer-Face, der Zweite.
h: Lord Michael McMeyer-Face the Second, very nice. There's a fork missing, nah, I
don't think so. Okay.
3
2
1
Go! Oh nice.
*intense humming* Ah.
Aud: *laughter and murmuring* Fight! Fight! Fight!
h: Michael McMeyer-Face, it's not looking good you're losing grip.
And out! Michael McMeyer-Face is out!
Very good, thank you for participating. Thank you number 13 for
winning. See you around, thank you for making that possible. Thank you very much.
So now I only have a number 16 around. Has the last person arrived to build a robot
today? Number 15 is here already but once— where's number 16? Number 16 is also here!
Number 16 come, you here, nice. Come to the stage.
Aud: Whooow! *applause*
h: Whoow! It should— there it is, there it is. Okay, number 15 against number 16, all
right, nice. How is your robot called? P1: Harry Flow and it's cute but it will
massacre its opponent. h: Okay. Harry Flow! You could take it
out, nice. It's a Christmas tree. It's Christmas, guys.
Aud: *shouting* h: Okay, how's your robot called?
P2: Penta Junior. h: Penta Junior! Against Harry Flow it's
against you do too. Okay (?) but whatever. Okay, 3, 2, 1, go!
Oh wow. Harry, Penta Junior.
Slow robots all over the place. But a touch, a touch. Okay, now it's about
time we have to spend. *yawns* Aud: *laughter*
h: Harry, are you alive? *laughs* Okay, I need— I think we need to do it once more.
Or? Let's do it once more. Okay. Everything is okay. Aaand… 3, 2, 1, go!
Give it a spin. Nice. Aud: *laughter*
h: It's okay. A touch! But nothing else. Oh guys, so slow robots. I like it.
Hehehe. Okay, let's take it the third time. I don't expect any other results but
it's only fair to do so. I mean we can ask the audience at some point. So come on. 3,
2, 1, go, go go go go go! Uh. Aud: *laughter*
h: A touch. Okay, come on guys we ask the audience. What about Harry Flow?
Aud: *somewhat loud applause*
h: Okay, okay, okay. What about Penta Junior?
Aud: *loud applause*
h: I'm so sorry Penta Junior won. See you next round, thank you for participating I
think number 16 won then. Can we see the tournament tree for a second just to be
sure. So please show the laptop on the screen, please. Okay there it is so we had
Coffee Dust against Stolzer Hahn and number 2 won so Stolzer Hahn please to the
stage and number 4— number 3 please to the stage. Number 2 and number 3 please to the
stage. Number 2 and number 3, come on! Slow robots also people operating them.
So, Stolzer Hahn against something that's looking milky but it's not called that
way. Where is the milky one? Where's the milky one? Does it left? I let his— woah!
Oh it's Bee, it's a Bee on the milk. I'm so weird. Okay.
Let's go. Oh god, that's so much difference.
Okay, let's go. 3, 2
Woooa-oh-oh-oh, oh no, nooo. The Bee is still on stage!
I'm so sorry but it does run over and it won. The Bee won! Sorry.
Aaah, the Bee we're going to see around. Ahhh, I'm so sorry for the confusion.
Now I will have a look, a closer look it's number 6 against number 7 now.
It's the Zerstörer against Hard Cheese.
It's Tape— Creature: The Tape, Tape.
h: It's Tape. Oh Gott. I think you were going to say it now— from now on. Tape
against Hard Cheese. No I get this Zerstörer. I'm so confused. Zerstört. I'm
zerstört too. *laughs* Okay, thank you for participating guys and girls. Huh, it's on
its charging station. Are you ready or do you take your time? Okay. *laughs* 3, 2,
1, go. Aud: *laughter*
h: Okay. It's about touching, right? Uh? Again? Tape?
Aud: *cheering* h: Oh? Let's do it again! Come, come
closer! Okay, in 3, 2, 1, go!
And there was a touch, I saw it.
Guys, slow robots. I mean it is not slow but it's not moving very far.
Aud: Tape, tape, tape!
h: *laughs* I mean, I mean look at Zerstört.
Zerstört is out! Thank you Tape! Tape won! Thank you, Zerstört. For being around,
thank you very much. Okay, I failed so hard to announce the next opponents,
maybe. (some name?) can do something. Assistant: Ehm... Typhoon against Blitz.
h: Typhoon against Blitz! Aud: *cheering*
h: Blitz. Short people! At this time of the night. *snickers*
Blitz is a surprising good fighter.
Okay, let's go on in 3
2
1
Go!
Not a touch, not a touch, not a touch.
Let's do it again. (Nochmal, nochmal)
In... yeah- oh whatever you prefer.
In 3, 2, 1, go!
Ahh~
Ahhh~?!
Ahhh??
It's still moving. It's moving slowly but steady outwards.
It's still moving. It's about slow robots these years...
uh... this year. It's a suprising good fighter this little Blitz. Yeah.
Oh no! Oh no! I mean... ahh!
And out! Blitz (?). Typhoon won! Typhoon won! By a split
second. I'm so sorry. *inaudible German*(bisschen später?)
h: Huh. Are we need like...
No no no no no... It was totally clear, I saw it!
single person from audience: Videobeweis! h: *laughs* Slowmotion maybe next year,
video angels. Which one is the next?
Creature: Uhh... Samtpfötchen against Penta Junior.
h: Penta Junior and Samptpfötchen to the stage please.
Aud: *cheering*
h: *laughs* Huuh~
A lot of painting materials this year. And some about the hair, okay.
So, in 3
2
1
Go!
Movement! Touch! Everything a robot fight needs.
But still, slow robots. But steady. Slowly but steady. I mean, maybe still it
was not the best proportion system. But it's working, somehow. Good (?) a second
fork. I mean Penta Junior is moving outwards. Oh no! Oh no! Penta Junior!
Oh no!
Woah! It's going to make it really hard to fall.
It's still moving, it's still moving! Penta Junior!
Stay! Huh huh, oh no! It's about milimeters now.
It's looking so weird. No touching. *laughter*
Ohhhh! Penta Junior is out! Long live Söhn(?).
Thank you very much, thank you very much for participating. It was a good
fight, thank you. See you around. Don't make it too far from the stage from now
on. So the next...
Creature: Killer Bee against... h: Oh no no no no... it's... it's the
semi-final all right? C: Yeah.
h: Please show the tournament table. Ah... it's already there. Okay so it's... say it
again... what is it? Say it again, please. C: Killerbee against The Tape.
h: Okay! Come on to the stage! I'm so happy to have an assistant.
Killer Bee against The Tape.
I'm so excited to see those... huh? That's too many of them.
It's like three of the stairs now, why are there three? Okay. Killer bee against...
C: Tape, The Tape. h: The Tape. Sorry, Typhoon! It's not your
turn yet! No, next time, it's okay, just turn it off. Do we need a new battery
maybe? There's a new batte.... okay. Okay, sorry, you see him around I think. Sorry
for the confusion. Tape against Killerbee in 3
2
1
Go!
*humming* Aud: *laughter and single suggestive whistle*
h: It's summing! There needs to be a touch, that's right. No touch, no fight!
Let's do it again, please. Come on! Closer to each other.
In 3
2
1
Go!
Not a touch.
I mean it sounds hillarious, urg stop it!
*humming* h: *snickers*
No touch, no fight. Let's do it again!
Oh, no, let's do it again. I mean we have time but it's not so much.
In... 3, 2, 1, go!
A touch! Now it's about distance or the audience we'll list-
oh- another touch. This sound is nice.
*humming* h: *snickers*
No it's taking ages again.
Aud: *applause* Killerbee, Killerbee
Killerbee,... h: Ok, turn them off, turn them off.
I need to ask just to be sure, who is for Killerbee?
Aud: *applause*
h: Who is for... The Tape?
Aud: *less applause*
Oh so Killerbee won, thank you for participating.
See you around, thank you very much.
Semi-final! Thank you, maybe Typhoon is around now to
join? C: Typhoon against Lord M.
Somethin h: Lord Michael McMeyerface The Second, I
remember his name. C: No no
h: No, it's not. C: No Samtpfötchen, Samtpfötchen
h: It's The Silk. C: Samtpfötchen.
Ja, Samtpfötchen, that's right. Samtpfötchen.
h: Get your shit right. *laughter*
In 3, 2, 1 go!
Ahhh~ Ohhh~ A touch, that's something I really like.
It's moving slowly but steady again, but it's working like
that, ah~, slow robots. So slow~ It's taking ages.
Ahhh~ still- now the tape makes no, no, oh, okay.
So Typhoon moved over the tape. Let's do it again? No, let's wait.
Okay, movement stopped. Aud: Let them fight!
h: You rotor stopped. I think, we need to do this once more, once more, come on. No?
Let's ask the audience then. No let's to it once more, come on. They're right, but
they need to be asked. *giggles* So... 3, 2, 1. Get the fingers off! *exhales* Say,
does that move? No it can't move, I'm so sorry. Typhoon is the winner!
Sorry about movement is the key! Aud: *Applause*
h: Sorry, but thank you for participating. No it's not moving anymore, it's dead.
It's dead, Jim. Thank you very much for participating. Huuh~ So now there's a
final against number three and number ten, I suppose. Number ten is Typhoon against
Killerbee. Aud: *Applause + whistle*
h: Slow robots against small robots. Okay, there's no sting or- yet, he said. Okay,
it needs to be a touch, but there's not a lot of space. 3, 2, 1, go!
Aud: *Applause* Killerbee! Killerbee! Killerbee: *humming*
h: No touch, no fight. Hahahaha. A touch, a touch this cables! Not by the cables.
Aud: *Cheering*
h: I mean, I mean it's really obvious.
No no no. I think it won't move off the stage but, that's something we might ask
the audience. Should we redo it or ask the audience, redo it?
Aud: *incomprehensible voices* h: What?
Aud: Killerbee, Killerbee, ... h: *laughs* Take- turn it off. I'm not
quite sure it's getting better than that. Aud: It was perfect!
h: *Laughter* Okay, okay let's do it once more that's
just to see. And afterwards we ask the audience. Okay, 3, 2, 1, go!
Killerbee: *humming* h: Oh guys harder robots
Aud: Killerbee, Killerbee, Killerbee, ... h: A touch! Now ja, ja, ja, ja. It maybe
take ages now but there was a touch it's a fight. Oh no- no, I won't push it. No no
no no it's the same like the last time. It will not. No no no it's not half an hour
fight. Okay, I mean we ask the audience, right?
Aud: Let them fight! h: Let them fight? Guys?
Aud: Let them fight! h: Whose batteries run out?
Let's enjoy the sound... Killerbee: *humming*
h: ...of a bee humping a Typhoon. Aud: *suggestive whistling*
h: It's sounding like that... Killerbee: *humming*
h: *giggles* No guys, turn it off. We ask the audience.
Aud: No! h: No? Again? Guys, you have time?
Ok, let's do it again then. Aud: *Applause*
h: Once more. Once more. Any plans? What would you like to improve? *giggles* Let's
go on. No no no with them Tape stays. (Uh, stop it!)
3, 2, (stop it!) 1, go!
Oh, batteries batteries. Uh, touch! Oh no it has goggly eyes. How cute.
Aud: *laughing*
It's sou... Aud: Sound please!
h: Sound please, soundcheck. What are you saying to the situation?
Killerbee: *humming*
h: Anything else? Killerbee: *humming*
h: Oh, interesting. Oh no! Aud: *murmur and laughter*
h: It's hilarious.
Aud: *intense cheering and applause*
h: It push it to the margin. But it's not getting over the bottom. I mean it was the
third time. Aud: Let them fight!
h: Let them fight? Aud: Let them fight, let them fight, ...
h: Whose batteries run out?
What are you saying, Killerbee? Killerbee: *humming*
h: Huh, nothing else.
Aud: *???*
h: Okay, stop it, turn it off, turn it off.
We remove the tape. Turn it off, turn it off.
Aud: *applause*
Come on let's do this quick and easy.
Aud: *cheering*
h: Now it's a fight!
Aud: *laughing + mumbling*
I mean anybody new batteries? No. Okay, 3, 2, 1, go!
Aud: *cheering* Killerbee, Killerbee,... h: It's taking ages. Oh, it moves.
Typhoon, what are you doing? Aud: *intensifying applause*
h: It's hilarious. Typhoon, I need to see it! I need to see!
Aud: *intensifying applause*
Typhoon is out!!!
Typhoon is out, Killerbee won! Aud: *cheering*
h: A good fight. Who did expect that? *exhale* Turn it off please without dying.
Please, please Killerbee, stay on stage please. Ha~ stay on stage please. But...
can we see the slides please. I mean one thing - Killerbee!
Aud: *intensifying applause*
Is the winner, maybe.
MAYBE! I mean, there's one thing left, right? Next slide please. Is it done? No!
There's still one robot that has not been defeated yet!! I'm so sorry.
Aud: *cheering* h: *laughs* I'm so sorry, but...*laughs*
so sorry. It's not fair. *laughs* I'm so sorry
Aud: Let them go! h: Let them go? Oh no! *laughs*
Aud: Fight, fight, fight,... h: Okay, here's the mic say something into
it. Who's in charge of this raucous group?
Protestant 1: Robot liberation! h: They're free!!
Aud: *whistling* Protestant 2: Set them free, after one
fight. h: *giggles* After- every robot should be
sent free after one fight. That's what they are demanding. *laughs*
Aud: fight, fight, ... h: Guys, fight, they say fight!
Tony answers right. Get off the stage! Security! Please, just one more
fight then it's done. Aud: Let them free.
h: Let them free? What should I do now? Aud: *incomprehensible voices*
h: Let them free? Schrubbi? Aud: Fight, fight, fight,...
h: Er heult auf den Bildschirm, na dann viel Glück. *laughs* I'm not sure what we're
going to do now. Okay, we ask the audience: Who wants to get the robot to be
free and stop fighting now? Aud: *mostly booing*
h: Who wants to see a Killerbee against Schrubbi?
Aud: *intensive cheering*
It's not about free robots.
Thank you very much. Thank you, but you need to go. You had your chance.
Protestant: But next time no robot fight will twice again happen.
h: We'll see what the Publ- ah- the audience demands. Thank you very much!
Okay! Now the stage is free for Killerbee against Schrubbi!
Aud: *applause* h: He has knifes now. In 3, 2, 1, go!
Killerbee: *humming* h: Oh, he has like aged a bit.
Killerbee & Schrubbi: *humming* and *high pitched motor sounds*
h: Ahaha. No no, aah aah~ Schrubbi, you need to move! Killerbee is amazing.
Aud: Killerbee, Killerbee,... h: Ne, es ist gerade an. *laughs* Ja.
Killerbee, it's moving more and Schrubbi does not let it go.
Aud: Sound, please Schrubbi: *motor sounds*
h: Schrubbi is screaming! It's in pain! Schrubbi: *motor sounds*
Aud: *gasping* h: I mean we need to stop that, right?
I mean- ... I mean Schrubbi is not moving technically anymore, right?
Aud: *incomprehensible noises* h: No no no no let's do it again? No.
No, no no, no
no oh no no no no. I asked. Rematch? Ok, one more rematch. We need a battery?
(Hatte die Umwuchtung da am Ende?) Ok.
Aud: Schiebung! h: Schiebung. *laughs* No, it called
Schrubbi, guys. 3, 2, 1, oh! How rough! No Killerbee is slowly but steady.
Killerbee, sound check.
Killerbee & Schrubbi: *humming* and *high pitched motor noises*
h: Still running like the first day.
That's how you work with batteries.
Killerbee & Schrubbi: *humming* and *high pitched motor noises*
h: *laughs* So, I mean sorry guys but
Schrubbi is not moving. Now let's audience- lets ask the audience! I said we
ask the audience. Who is for Schrubbi? Aud: *applause*
h: And who is... Aud: Fight, fight, fight!
h: Fight? Guys?! Sound check:
Killerbee & Schrubbi: *humming and highpitched motor noises* h: Oh, nothing else? Nothing different?
Okay, last- last round. It's three times. Last round, one more time. Sorry, but it's
of all about slow robots now.
Aud: Batteries!
h: Batteries? It's not the battery I think. You can have batteries. *laughs*
Aud: *murmuration*
h: I'm so sorry. Okay, in... Aud: Safe the bee!
h: Safe the bee... free the bee. In 3, 2, 1, go!
Aud: *applause* h: Ah~ back to life. Ahhhh~ Schrubbi!
You made it immobile! It's not moving anymore wait so it's just rotating now. But he's
also but now he moves. Schrubbi attempts! Aud: *intensifying cheering*
h: *laughs* Aud: Rematch, Rematch, Rematch,...
h: Rematch? Really? On more rematch. Now's the rematch now.
Aud: *booing* h: No no no no no no the audience demanded it.
Last last chance very very very last chance now. In 3, 2, 1, go!
Oh no, I'm so sorry it's the same. So sorry. I mean...urghh.
Aud: Let them fight! h: Fight? Guys , that's not fighting
that's humiliating. Aud: Killerbee / Let them fight!
owner of Killerbee: She's dying! h: She's dying. What are you saying to the
situation? Killerbee: *sad humming*
h: Ah, no different. Aud: Let them fight!
h: Guys, you need to know what you- Slow robots.
How embarrassing. I mean Schrubbi moves outward like slowly now.
It's moving. Killerbee is still moving. It's vibrating.
Aud: *shouting Audience*
We ask the audience it has been the last time. No no no no no no no.
Aud: *mumbling*
Okay, should we... no no no no no we ask the audience or we wait until Schrubbi gets out.
Killerbee is dead? Killerbee: *silence*
h: *disturbed sound* Killerbee died! Aud: *booing*
h: Killerbee died! Sound check. Killerbee: *silence*
h: It's dead. I'm so sorry guys, don't hate me but the winner is Schrubbi.
Aud: *intense booing with sporadic clapping*
h: I'm so sorry...please next time build better robots. Killerbee! Second place!
Thank you very much don't let leave the stage. Do not leave the stage.
Aud: *applause*
h: Last time I forgot, but this year I will not.
So for the second place there will be a glorious box.
Aud: *laughing* h: For Killerbee a place to sleep.
And for the first place not well earned but, eh.
Aud: *laughing* h: Thank you very much for participating
Aud: *applause*
*postroll music* #ripkillerbee
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